Stories Archive by Month - July

DETROIT - Recently released convict Michael Vick has just been signed by the Detroit Lions. The Lions who last year had the worst record in the history of the National Football League at 0-16 are thrilled

Redmond, WA - In addition to their recent search partnership Microsoft and Yahoo have agreed to build a giant robot to destroy Google.

Robert Pattinson today gave an interview on his concepts of communism and capitalism. Pattinson explains that Capitalism helps Communism because Capitalism deteriorates an enemy's social structure. Robert Pattinson explains that Capitalism causes...

LOS ANGELES - The former chicken catcher from Mayfield, Kentucky has made it into the top 40 of America's Got Talent. The three judges all said that they truly feel that Kevin has the potential to

They're manning them with cowards...

Octomom, and Kate Gosselin, of Jon and Kate Plus 8, have joined forces to create what may be the first momopoly of motherhood-related reality shows. With 22 kids between them, they've decided to pool the

What's the haps, my brosephs? I know we haven't spoken for a while (hah, just kidding, I would never keep track of something gay like that), but I'm right back at you with an important

Ron Paul, Track and Field Coach at Gator Bait High School in Pervert Harbour, Florida, told reporters, Tuesday that country music hottie, Taylor Swift, was "Such a slow runner she couldn't even catch a cold." "When