Stories Archive by Month - July
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It's The Siberian Salt Mines For Bp's Tony Hayward!
Bloodyvostock - (Crudité News): The possibility of being reunited with failed Russian femme fatale Anna Chapman is almost a perk, of course.
But for 'demonised' BP CEO Tony Hayward the chance to see out his notice
274,240 Porn Apps Created In First Hour After Iphone Legal Jailbreak Ruling
In the only growth seen in the American business landscape since President George W. Bush broke the world, software developers created nearly 300,000 pornographic iPhone apps in one hour, after The Library of Congress ruled
Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course.
"I think it's
Paris Hilton Says That Adolf Hitler Wasn't Really Such A Bad Guy
ST. TROPEZ, France - Paris Hilton, the skinny, little blonde rich socialite who is famous for doing absolutely nothing seems to have stuck her size 9 imported Gucci heel in her gold plated mouth again.
Miss
2010 Census Finds US Population Is 8
Washington, DC-- The boobs at the US Census Bureau have finished counting all the people in the United States. The mentally exhausted census workers say there are exactly 8 people living in the country.
The Mystery of Luck Finally Revealed
Ever wondered why bad things happen to people? Have you ever pondered your own mortality? Or considered why it is that 'luck' just isn't on your side? Well maybe you have the 'Bastard Particle'.
Scientists from
Oksana Grigorieva Says She Has Nude Photos of Mel Gibson And Britney Spears
LA BREA, California - Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva was sitting on the front porch of her trailer house at The Left Coast Sunset Trailer Park, located two miles from the famed
Afghanistan Leaks The Fog of War
I am not a soldier, nor have I ever been one. The closest I've come to war was listening to the stories of my Uncle John, a decorated veteran
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