Stories Archive by Month - July
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Apple Sues God: Actual Apples Look Too Much Like Apple Logo.
In a move that stunned Christians and non-Christians alike, Apple, Inc. has filed a lawsuit against God, claiming that real apples look too much like Apple, Inc.'s logo.
"We own the worldwide-rights to Apple, pure and
Chelsea Clinton To Have Satanic Wedding
New York, NY-- Chelsea Clinton will marry Ed Mezvinsky Jr. in a Satanic wedding this Sunday. The wedding will take place at the Dakotas apartment building on the Upper West Side in Manhattan.
Lady Gaga Has Mixed Genes
It has been discovered by a news agency that Lady Gaga has mixed genes because her father is of Italian heritage.
The NAACP rejoiced upon hearing the news that Gaga was an African Queen.
A genetic expert
Robert Pattinson Injures Neck In Car Crash!
Twilight star, 24-year-old Robert Pattinson was the victim once more of the paparazzi as he tried to back his car out of a friend's house Saturday night and spotted two cars that he knew were
Liberty Tax's John Hewitt, H&r Block To Create Traveling Wilburys-esque Tax Supergroup.
Liberty Tax founder John Hewitt has stated publicly that he wishes to merge Liberty with sinking-ship industry leader H&R Block. All he needs to do is find someone who wishes to pay for it.
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"Miley Cyrus" May Have Ruined Your Son Or Daughter
While WalMart and other sellers of the Miley Cyrus jewelry say they have recalled the product for over six months now, they estimate that there are still millions of the baubles out there.
The Miley Cyrus
General Stanley Mcchrystal Admits Selling Secrets To Wikileaks
Recently retired United States General Stanley McChrystal admitted today that he has sold military secrets to Wikileaks.org for the past several years.
Wikileaks. America Speaks. Fak-ap Bleeds. Parah-salin Tweets. Obama Must 'Refudiate' Nobel Peace Prize And Declare War On Pakistan
PENTA-GONE: The shit has hit the fan. Nothing new in Wikileaks release of over 90,000 documents on the war in Afghanistan other than the biggest "un-secret" has now been made public.
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