Stories Archive by Month - July
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Church of Scientology Denies Katie Holmes Looks Brainwashed
The Church of Scientology released a press statement today categorically denying that actress Katie Holmes looked brain-washed in any way.
"On the contrary, we think she looks remarkably well-adjusted. It is great
Fcc Fines Big Bird $1 Million For A Misunderstanding
Washington DC - New FCC Chair Kevin J. Martin has said that he will tighten the FCC's reign over Radio and Television. Since Janet Jackson's 'Wardrobe' Malfunction, over 8 Million Dollars in fines have been
Random Guy Meets Brad Pitt At Sports Bar; Aniston Discussed
If you read US Weekly, you know Maddox started to cry during the shooting of an Edwin Jeans commercial with Angelina Jolie, saying 'Where's my daddy?' If you watch E!, you know Angelina Jolie took
President Bush Appoints John Bolton During Senate Recess
Washington - President Bush announced this week that he is appointing John Bolton to the post of US Ambassador to the United Nations while the Senate is in recess.
Democrats Apologize For Being Too Conciliatory
WASHINGTON - Senator Richard Durbin is one of the growing number of Democrats to succumb to civility. Under intense pressure, Durbin apologized for implying the Nazis or Soviets would treat prisoners poorly.
"I'm sorry for saying
Trailer Review: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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Paris Hilton Excited To Have French City Named After Her
PARIS, France - Heiress and celebrity for no particular reason, Paris Hilton, today in a press conference thanked the French people for naming their capital after her.
Dressing Like A Vampire Rarely Effective, Study Reveals
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Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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