Stories Archive by Month - July
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Tom Cruise Forgets Wedding Day- Blames Publicist
Actor and Hollywood mover and shaker Tom Cruise yesterday failed to turn up to his own wedding. Guests, media and his bride, Katie Holmes waited helplessly for hours on a secluded Hawaii beach. However, it
Left Wing Writers Change World With Biting Satire
World peace was declared late today as people across the globe realized that tolerance and understanding were more important than their own selfish gain. Analysts believe that the sudden outpouring of goodness and kindness can
Saddam Hussein Writes Children’s Story
In a bid to obtain a more lenient sentence, Saddam Hussein’s defence lawyers have told a Baghdad court that the imprisoned former Iraqi dictator has written and illustrated a loving story for children under the
Fox News Poll Reveals Polls Aren't Biased
According to an online poll hosted at FoxNews.com earlier this week, some 230,349,192 voters believe that Fox News polls were completely fair and unbiased. The number of Americans who believe Fox's online polls might be
Christian Fundamentalists Suspected of Terrorist Bombings
An organisation supported and partly funded by fundamentalist Christian groups is the main suspect in a spate of bombing and attacks throughout the Middle East and Southern Asia.
In the last four year years Afghanistan and
Sri Lanka Shrugs Off Dead Animal Shortage
The American Humane Society has backed new business initiatives that grapple with Sri Lanka's shortage of dead animals. "We routinely destroy thousands of animals each day, both new and pre-loved. We'd be happy to donate
Britain Poised To Invade Finland
Guardian Unlimited has reported that some members of the British and American governments claim that Finland's President Tarja Halonen is threatening her neighbors and has weapons of mass destruction that could reach England in as
Iraqi Dissidents Plan Festivities In Honor of U.S. Independence Day
BAGHDAD, Iraq - War-torn Iraq will see a respite from constant bombings and firefights today, as the Iraqi resistance promises a "spectacular fireworks display" in appreciation of the foreign troops pacifying their country. Iraqis can
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