Stories Archive by Month - July
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Dog Teaches Human To Sit
OCALA, Florida - Curtis, a small Jack Russell from Ocala, is believed to be the first animal in the world to successfully teach a human being to do tricks.
Most Republican Voters Unaware Rest of World Exists
A poll by a social research institute has revealed that fifty-three percent of Republican voters do not know that the world extends beyond America’s borders. A further seventeen percent had heard of Canada and/or Mexico,
New Zealand Declares War On America
AUCKLAND, New Zealand- In a sudden move last night, New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clarke declared war on America and immediately mobilised New Zealand military forces. An invasion seems imminent.
New Zealand Invades America
Weeks after calling the United States a "rogue state" and declaring war on it, New Zealand initiated its expected invasion. However, at present there is hardly panic in the streets of American cities.
Robert Novak's Angry Outburst On Cnn
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George Bush Releases Revised Republican Bible
WASHINGTON, DC (AP)—US President George W. Bush has elaborated on his cosmology and his new theory of “intelligent design” which is basically a rehashed version of Old Testament creationism. Bush has rewritten many passages of
Nasa To Extend Daylight Using Giant Space Mirror
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Al Qaeda Number-two Man Is Cowardly Piece of Dung
Story by By John Breneman on Friday, August 5, 2005
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