Stories Archive by Month - July

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Senator Frist Wants To Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie “the Island,” Opposing President Bush

Senator Frist Wants To Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie “the Island,” Opposing President Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)--In a slap in the face to President George W. Bush and his Christian right-wing backers, the leading Senate Republican Bill Frist announced he would back legislation to finance large-scale cloning of human duplicates

 The Spoof
Added: 31 July 2005
Historians Discover  - Foam, Not An Iceberg Sank The Titanic

Historians Discover - Foam, Not An Iceberg Sank The Titanic

Foam, according to Discovery Channel historians, sent the SS Titanic plummeting to the bottom of the Icy Atlantic. Jan Draker, noted shipwreck historian told reporters, 'Yes the ship hit a 250 ton iceberg but the

Iowa Farmer Sells Gps-based Crop Circle Creation Kit

Iowa Farmer Sells Gps-based Crop Circle Creation Kit

DES MOINES—Rodney Rooter, an Iowa corn farmer has created a kit which he is selling to other mid-western farmers to help them create crop circles in their fields with their own tractors. The kit includes

 The Spoof
Added: 31 July 2005
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Hugo Vs. The Hackers

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 Bongo News
Added: 31 July 2005
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Bill of Rights Cannot Be Found

Concerned citizen discovers the American Bill of Rights is missing!

 Utterpants
Added: 31 July 2005
Jude Law Apologizes For Not Paying Taxes On Nanny's Salary

Jude Law Apologizes For Not Paying Taxes On Nanny's Salary

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 Bongo News
Added: 31 July 2005
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Chamberlain Urges Joint Fbi And Scotland Yard Investigation

London England and Baghdad, Iraq—Neville Chamberlain The Very Last, seeking to clearly identify the source of rumors touting pig's blood as a sure fire cure all for suicide and other self-destructive, psychologically harmful and anti-social

 The Spoof
Added: 31 July 2005


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