Stories Archive by Month - July
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Ramirez Trade Mission Scrubbed, Superstar Shines
Story by By John Breneman on Monday, August 1, 2005
Af of "L", Cio To Divide Vowels, Consonants
Detroit -- In the union's most history-making event since the Hoffa dissappearance, today leaders of the AFL-CIO announced a breakup, with vowels and consonants to be split evenly between the groups.
George Bush Is Gods Fault, Bill Frist Is Sane Again And Tom Cruise Isn't: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 8/2/05
She's Dead, But Don't Worry, It's Not That Cute Pregnant Chick:
A body a woman found in Philadelphia is not that of the missing pregnant woman, Latoyia Figueroa.
Lauren Bacall Talks About Tom Cruise
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Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage For Economic Collapse
WASHINGTON—Alan Greenspan was arrested on Monday at the US Federal Reserve and formally charged with killing off large sections of the American middle class after police read the new book “Greenspan's Fraud” by best-selling author
Chuck Terzella Editotial: A Trip To The Market
I was lying on the couch on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, doing a little light reading, Gulag Archipelago I think, but it hardly matters. What matters is that my
World Welcomes Bush's Recess Appointment of John Bolton To The United Nations
Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush administration has thwarted the will of the Senate and given John Bolton a recess appointment to be the US ambassador to the United Nations.
Doctors At Bethesda Naval Hospital Find Worrying Anomaly During George W. Bush Physical
United States President George W. Bush traveled to Bethesda Naval Hospital for his annual physical examination. Happily for Americans and the Free World, whose citizens had been holding candle light
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