Stories Archive by Month - July

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Famous Phone Calls: Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck

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 The Chortler
Added: 02 August 2005
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Bottom Falls Out of Thong Market

Knicker industry in meltdown after retailers report a sharp decline in the sale of Thongs

 Utterpants
Added: 02 August 2005
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London Faces New Terror Threat As Suicide Sex Bombers Strike At Capital's Heart And Gonads!!

Security Chiefs Fear Terrorists Have Infiltrated Swiss Finishing Schools as Posh Birds Explode All Over London!

 The Sleaze
Added: 02 August 2005
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Panel Discussion: Jessica Simpson's Sexy Video

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Microsoft Releases Integrated Internet Solitaire

Microsoft Releases Integrated Internet Solitaire

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 BBSpot
Added: 02 August 2005
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Lauren Bacall Lambasts Tom Cruise

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Emissary Demands Planetary Status

Matthew writes: Emissaries from 2003UB313, the planet-sized rocky body orbiting the Sun beyond the orbit of Pluto, have formally demanded planetary status. Fulgak, 5th most dignified of the Ulkuk Hegemony, traveled to earth via

 Slashnot
Added: 02 August 2005
George Bush Excommunicates Senator Bill Frist From Republican Party Over Stem Cell Research Reversal

George Bush Excommunicates Senator Bill Frist From Republican Party Over Stem Cell Research Reversal

Unconfirmed sources report that Senate leader Bill Frist was excommunicated from the Republican Party yesterday for breaking with the President and supporting increased spending on stem cell research. Frist will pay



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