Stories Archive by Month - July
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Famous Phone Calls: Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck
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Bottom Falls Out of Thong Market
Knicker industry in meltdown after retailers report a sharp decline in the sale of Thongs
London Faces New Terror Threat As Suicide Sex Bombers Strike At Capital's Heart And Gonads!!
Security Chiefs Fear Terrorists Have Infiltrated Swiss Finishing Schools as Posh Birds Explode All Over London!
Panel Discussion: Jessica Simpson's Sexy Video
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Microsoft Releases Integrated Internet Solitaire
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Lauren Bacall Lambasts Tom Cruise
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Emissary Demands Planetary Status
Matthew writes: Emissaries from 2003UB313, the planet-sized rocky body
orbiting the Sun beyond the orbit of Pluto, have formally demanded planetary status.
Fulgak, 5th most dignified of the Ulkuk Hegemony, traveled to earth via
George Bush Excommunicates Senator Bill Frist From Republican Party Over Stem Cell Research Reversal
Unconfirmed sources report that Senate leader Bill Frist was excommunicated from the Republican Party yesterday for breaking with the President and supporting increased spending on stem cell research. Frist will pay
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