Stories Archive by Month - July

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Jennifer Aniston Talks To Vanity Fair

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 The Chortler
Added: 04 August 2005
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Shuttle Adventures, Death Takes A Holiday, Intelligent Design For Idiots And Flour Bombs: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs-8-4-05

Hey, Ya Wanna See My Rocket?: Shuttle astronaut Steve Robinson spacewalked to remove a piece of cloth-like material from the bottom of the space shuttle Discovery. Described as two

Microsoft Gives Up Search For Two Letters Cooler Than X And P

Microsoft Gives Up Search For Two Letters Cooler Than X And P

Matthew writes: Microsoft has announced that after a two-year search for two letters cooler than X and P they have given up in failure. “We looked at every possible permutation, except FU and PU. None

 Slashnot
Added: 04 August 2005
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Bush's War On Tourism: "we're Getting Them Tourists Where They Go"

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 Bongo News
Added: 04 August 2005
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Doctors Concerned About "binge Dumping" Among Seniors

The Canadian Association of Doctor-Type Professionals (CADTP) has launched a public awareness campaign regarding a growing concern facing Canada's aging population: the issue of binge bowel movements by senior citizens.

 The Hammer
Added: 04 August 2005
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New Zealand Invades America

Weeks after calling the United States a rogue state and declaring war on it, the expected New Zealand invasion has finally begun. However, at present there is hardly panic in the streets of American cities.

 Brainsnap
Added: 04 August 2005
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Church of Scientology Denies Katie Holmes Looks Brainwashed

The Church of Scientology released a press statement today categorically denying that actress Katie Holmes looked brain-washed in any way. "On the contrary, we think she looks remarkably well-adjusted. It is great

 Brainsnap
Added: 03 August 2005
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Democrats Suffer From Defective Gene

Scientists in the supposed-to-be-secret soft money-funded laboratory beneath the White House have released information that solves a mystery that has plagued and tormented the American political machine for hundreds of years: A defective gene is

 The Spoof
Added: 03 August 2005


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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