Stories Archive by Month - July
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President Bush Commences Hunger Strike For Improved Poll Numbers
During an impromptu press availability in the White House Rose Garden today, President Bush announced he will, effective immediately, commence a hunger strike...
McDonald's, Seeking Greener Image, To Offer Sun-Dried Coca-cola
McDonald's, the globe-girdling fast food purveyor that has been criticized for peddling consumers consistently unhealthy food, announced yesterday its intention to...
Why George W. Bush Should Stay The Hell Away From Tony Blair
As an American I find I am always a little uncomfortable when I see George Bush and Tony Blair together. The contrast between the two couldn't be greater, really...
Name One Player On The Detroit Tigers!
The Detroit Tigers have the best record in baseball and a ten-game lead in the American League Central heading into the stretch run...
Landis' Mom Less Supportive Than IRS Auditor
Controversial Tour de France winner Floyd Landis' mom said she was "disappointed" in results showing her son had increased testosterone in his system...
Technology Update: Not Everybody Loves A 'Smart' Washing Machine
What has technology wrought? For some, a washing machine that 'communicates' with its owners. Sam Solitaire (shown here) is presently using his PC to 'talk' to the equipment in his laundry room. Sam is participating...
Auburn Football Announces "Fear The Dumb" Campaign
Auburn, AL − Auburn University's Athletics Department announced today a program that has taken their alumni by surprise. Following last year's 4th victory over an injury riddled Crimson Tide, Alabama Fans seemed to be upset...
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