Stories Archive by Month - July
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Yet Another Dodgy Banker Suicide
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The dodgy banker suicide season is officially in full swing with today's news from the Metropolitan Police that yet another 'financial consultant' plunged to his death last Friday from the 18th...
Shoplifting Blamed For Federal Budget Deficit
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., April 16, 2010A report by the Government Accountability Office (GAO) has determined that everyday shoplifting is to blame for the bulk of the federal government's...
Corpse Crowned Miss Hezbollah
After Puerto Rico's Zuleyka Rivera fainted this week upon winning the Miss Universe competition, the terrorist organization Hezbollah crowned a motionless Lebanese woman as the new Miss Hezbollah.
Transcript Reveals Target of Mel Gibson's Inebriated Tirade Was The English
The saga of Mel Gibson's DUI arrest took an unexpected turn today when the transcript of the arresting officer's conversation with the acclaimed actor/producer was leaked to the public. I was a bit starstruck at...
Wedding Planners Rejoice As Pamela Anderson Boosts Their Industry
The relationship between Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock (real name: Bob Ritchie) is once again 'on.' Is it ever! They married in St. Tropez; but that's not the whole story. Pamela has announced that they...
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