Stories Archive by Month - July
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Beating The Heat: What Can You Do?
This story is an EV Classic: an old story pulled at random from our massive vault of over 1,000...
Miss Universe 2007 Pageant Won By Iittikkupt Wrttkkyl of 55 Cancri System
For the first time since the inauguration of the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant in 1952, the coveted Miss Universe crown has been awarded...
Is Bill Clinton A Porn Powered Alien Robot?
Top Secret US Plan to Generate Energy From Sex Exposed! British Computer Hacker Uncovers Secrets of 'Project Pornucopia'!...
Big Bird Arrested For D.u.i.
Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked at going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red
Mel Gibson: Christianity Causes Duis, Anti-semitism
"God works in mysterious ways, and now those ways have led me to an arrest for driving under the influence and making comments against Jewish people," he said...
Performer Projects Cover Band Philosophy Into Stand-up Comedy
"I went to Zimbabwe...I know how white people feel in America now: relaxed!" jibed the white Curtchie, who has never been to Zimbabwe.
Bush Signs With Saints
Standout running back Reggie Bush has agreed to a six-year, $51-million-dollar deal with the New Orleans Saints...
Dems "New Direction" Sharp Break With Past Policies
For the second month in a row, Democrats released their visionary plan to take Congress back in 2006. The "New Direction for America" represents a sharp break with the party's past, according to...
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