Stories Archive by Month - July

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Watch Out For Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior...

 Bongo News
Added: 01 August 2006
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Top 9 Possible Scenarios That Caused Fidel Castro's Intestinal Bleeding

9. No, Mr. Montoya I did not kill your father nor am I prepared to die. Now please put down that sword and let's talk this out. 8. Please Mr. Bauer, I had no idea...

Employees Take A Break Outside Viagra Headquarters

Employees Take A Break Outside Viagra Headquarters

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 Bongo News
Added: 01 August 2006
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Iain Duncan Smith Named 'Greatest Ever Briton'

Churchill's grandchildren concede defeat...

 DeadBrain
Added: 01 August 2006
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U.N. Urges Israelis, Upcoming 49ers Opponents To Shun Disproportional Force

U.N. General Secretary Kofi Annan announced yesterday that Israeli Defense Forces and "every team on the San Francisco 49ers schedule" should avoid "disproportional force."...

 Broken Newz
Added: 01 August 2006
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Exxonmobil Announces Soylent Green Fuels For The Next Generation

Exxonmobil announced a new grade of more environmentally conscious fuel will be available at American pumps in August. The new Soylent Green line of gasoline will decrease dependence on foreign sources of oil and help solve many social problems as well...

 BBSpot
Added: 01 August 2006
Time Traveler From Year 2116 Warns Scientists

Time Traveler From Year 2116 Warns Scientists

A time traveler from the year 2116 has startled scientists with dire warnings about the future of Mankind a little more than a century into the future. Arriving in a ball of blue plasma outside...

 The Spoof
Added: 01 August 2006
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Conservative Shocked To Discover Empathy

Trisha Purshouse was a typical American soccer mum. She had it all, a comfy five bedroom home in Orange County, two precocious kids, a busy high salaried business executive husband, two Latino hired helpers for...

 Brainsnap
Added: 01 August 2006


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