Stories Archive by Month - July
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News In Sexy Brief: July 31, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Falwell's Followers Drink Specially Formulated Kool-aid
Believing that “The End Time is nigh,” thousands of Jerry Falwell’s followers drank specially formulated Kool-Aid this afternoon in a ‘Fellowship Luncheon’ to mark the fiftieth anniversary of Thomas Road...
Crowe To Star In Gibson's Autobiographical Film?
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Bad Boy newcomer Mel Gibson, after this weekend's strategic preemptive apology for his recent drunken and abusive public behavior, today announced a new project...
Top 11 Rejected New Fall Tv Shows
11. Trading Infections - People with various diseases rub open wounds on each other. Whoever survives, wins...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Will A Republican Be The Next President?
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Tour De France Winner May Have Pissed It Away!
Floyd Landis tested positive for high testosterone levels shortly after he destroyed the field in a climbing stage of the Tour de France, putting his overall championship in jeopardy...
Winner of The Miss Afghan Beauty Contest
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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Debuts At Madame Tussauds Wax Museum
New York City -- The phone lines are buzzing with first reviews of the debut of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Times Square. Most museum visitors have given rave reviews to the...
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