Stories Archive by Month - July
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"Bearded Malaise In 2010" Campaign Kicks Off
In what can best be described as an attempt to move their party back towards the political center, the Democrats today announced the Castro-Carter 2010 initiative, which is quickly becoming known as the Bearded Malaise...
Cyclist Tests Positive For LSD
Tour de France Cyclist Zed Grooverson has given a positive drugs test, his Diamonds In The Sky team has revealed...
Lieberman Loss Would Vacate Key Gop Post
If Sen. Joe Lieberman should lose the Connecticut Democrat primary to Ned Lamont on August 8, strategists say the Republican party will be hardest hit. "Leiberman holds one of the most important positions in..."
NATO Ready To Bust Ratzinger
Vatican City - (ASS-o-CIA-ted Mess): Thousands of under-cover NATO hit-squad operatives are rumoured to be milling incognito among the crowds of St Peter's Square today as the world's most senior spooks, cops and military intelligence...
Rice Predicts “Bloodbath Diplomacy” Will Bring Democracy To Iraq
Washington, D.C.[/b Condoleeza Rice said that if the Iraqis keep killing each other off, eventually it will get down to only one or two people left, and then it will be much easier for them,,,
Social Networking Site Digg.com To Replace Traditional Voting In 2008 Elections
The popular community-driven news, technology and entertainment site Digg (www.digg.com) has been selected to serve as a novel replacement for traditional...
New Portrait of Hellfire Club Materfamilias
London - (Associated Mess): A new official new portrait of Baroness Thatcher has been praised for depicting the widely-recognised inhuman side of her personality, deftly captured on a rusty sheet of toxic iron recycled from...
Elvis's Teddy Torn
Manager's at Wookey Hole Caves, a children's museum, arrive at work Wednesday morning to find pieces of teddy bear everywhere. It soon occurred to workers that the culprit was the guard dog, a 6 year...
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