Stories Archive by Month - July

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The news that Apple Computer Inc. is studying irregularities related to its stock option grants came as a surprise to many investors. But not to Little Red Riding Hood, who had been given the opportunity...

Similar to the swallows flying back to Capistrano in the spring, or the seasonal animal migration across the Masai Mara in Kenya in the fall, like a stiff hangover following a night's drunk, ...

Unconfirmed sources report that a group of Cuban exiles led by veterans of the Bay of Pigs invasion force have launched as amphibious assault on the island of Cuba. The invasion...

A troika of former Soviet leaders offered words of encouragement today to Fidel Castro as he continues his miraculous recovery from serious abdominal surgery while his brother Raul is so busy running the...

Gearing up for her starring role in the musical drama, 'F for Fat,' Natalie Portman has put on an excess of 250 pounds. Up from her normal weight of 69 pounds, Ms. Portman is, admittedly...

Ed-E-torial #1: George Bush, Suri Cruise, Michael Jackson And More News! Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. This is our...

NBA star Yao Ming pledged last Wednesday to give up eating food after a recent ban on toothpicks on the basketball court, as he joined a campaign to promote the protection of toothpicks. ''Food so good, but get stuck in teeth and no toophpick loud on court''...