Stories Archive by Month - July
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Paper Cuts On The Rise In Lebanon
TYRE, Lebanon- Hundreds of Lebanese and Israelis have been killed in recent fighting as Israel attempts to locate and destroy Hezbollah guerillas. Many more have been horrifically injured. Yet perhaps most disturbing of all is...
Scientists Stunned To Learn The Extent of Unknown Bacteria In Oceans
Dr. Quinn Queasy, a marine researcher of great renown, was enjoying breakfast with his wife when he read about it in his morning newspaper. A global Census of Marine Life had just revealed that there..
"Spanking" To Be Introduced To British Legal System
Prisons to be scrapped as corporal punishment is brought back...
The Buckley & Potfry Experiment
Check out The Buckley Potfry Experiment this and every Saturday morning from 8-10 a.m. EST. To call in dial 1-888-407-1776....
US Sales of Rickshaws Rise, As Gas Prices Soar
Wal-Mart, this season, is reporting stellar sales of Rickshaws, imported from China, in its downtown New York City stores. A...
Most Americans Mystified By Canada
Recent research by UCLA has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are mystified and puzzled by claims that a large, independent country known as Canada exists just a few miles away from some major...
Mel Gibson To Change Name From Mel Gibson To Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson, the Hollywood superstar whose characteristically anti-Semitic remarks caused a media frenzy last summer, announced he will be changing his name from...
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