Stories Archive by Month - July
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Paris Beach Spot Fines For Thongs
Paris, France - (Agence France Messe): Thong-wearing Parisian sunbathers are to be given spot fines for dispalying zits according to latest press reports from the world's No1 City of Love today...
News In Sexy Brief: August 2, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...
Black Market Cigar Purveyors Hoping For Castro's Full Recovery
"This is going to be to fine cigars what the end of prohibition was to bathtub gin," said the distraught Duleson about the remote possibility that Cuba will once again be engaged in the U.S...
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The Enduring Vision
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The Enduring Vision
Added: 03 August 2006
Romney Apologizes For Anti-tar Baby Rhetoric
Clarifying his politically sticky use of the term "tar baby" in a July 29 speech in Iowa, Gov. Mitt Romney said he had no idea the term was racially insensitive...
Voodoo Doctors Oppose New Regulator
The British Voodoo Doctors Association (BVDA) has threatened to take industrial action, unless the government drops its plans to create a new independent regulator. Officials from the Department of Health are holding eleventh hour talks...
Queen Elizabeth Talks About The Mel Gibson Scandal
Oy! What was that shvuntz from Australia thinking? I can tell you this much - it will be a long time from now before I cook him...
Mad Cow Future Lookin' Good
Washington, DC -- The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has decided to cut testing for BSE (Mad Cow Disease) by 90%. Formerly testing 1 in 100 slaughtered cows, the USDA will now let that number...
Mel Gibson Latest To Jews: Crucify Me Already!
(Hollywood--CA) TMZ.com, the site breaking the original Mel "I'm just a chip off the old anti-Semite Dad block" Gibson story, claims to have another...
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