Stories Archive by Month - July
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Paedophile Crackdown: Children To Be Banned From Going Outside
Children in the US could be banned from "going outside, using electronic devices and talking to anyone" under a new law. The 'Deleting All Predators Act', which was passed with a majority of 295...
There Are No Real Men Left In The World
There was a time when nearly 100% of the world's differences could be resolved with gentlemanly blows or a gentlemanly bullet to the spleen. There was a time when the only medicine or treatment someone sought for an illness...
White House Fence Repair
Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One is from Chicago, another from Dallas and the third is from Fort Lauderdale. They go with a White House official to examine the fence...
Yanks Acquire Abreu
The New York Yankees readied for the pennant drive this week by getting outfielder Bobby Abreu in a trade with the Philadelphia Phillies...
Office Workers Trapped With Asshole Not Sure How Long They Can Hold Out
"About the only time that Pat is bearable, let alone likeable, is when everyone is too drunk to really get annoyed at his stupid and self-righteous commentary on world-issues of which he knows nothing about,"
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