Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Unwell Castro Cedes Power To Pet Goldfish
Veteran Cuban president Fidel Castro has temporarily handed leadership of the country to his pet goldfish, Igor, because of illness.
Government To Enforce Happiness Orders
Stung by the UK's low ranking in a world happiness table, Prime Minister Tony "Yo" Blair has announced the introduction of happiness orders to ensure that all UK residents cheer up...
Hugo Ballz: The Danger of Thomas The Tank Engine
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Falwell's Followers Drink Specially Formulated Kool-aid
Believing that “the End Time is nigh,” thousands of Jerry Falwell’s followers drank specially formulated Kool-Aid this afternoon in a ‘Fellowship Luncheon’ ...
Mullah Don't Take My Kodachrome Away
Okay... Hold it... Now everyone say, If so much as one square centimeter of my skin is showing above my knuckle-line, I will be bound, gagged, genitally mutilated and then beheaded in the town square...
Mel Gibson's Holocaust Mini-series Cancelled; Slapstick Comedy Wrong Approach
Hollywood Producers found Gibson's script called "The Big Lie," insensitive to the Jewish Community. The script explained that Auschwitz was just a Summer Camp for fat kids to help Jews lose that stubborn last 10...
News In Sexy Brief: August 1, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...
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