Stories Archive by Month - August
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Obama Invites Middle Eastern Leaders To Beer Summit
After the successful beer summit which helped heal race relations in the US, President Barack Obama has invited Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Israeli President Shimon
Americans Suddenly Realize Interstate Highways Are Government-run, Are Outraged
Now, many are up in arms over the largest public works project in history, which has somehow gone unnoticed since the mid-20th century.
Official Michael Jackson Coroner\'s Report Released With Shocking Revelations!
The Los Angeles Coroner\'s office released the final report and official death certificate for the late pop star, Michael Jackson.
Jackson, age 53, was found dead in his Los Angeles mansion on July 8th after attempts
Joleon Lescott To Leave Everton Immediately
Joleon Lescott, Everton's England international, has told Toffees' manager David Moyes he has to leave the club immediately after Manchester City's Arabic owners made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
The defender, 26, has twice been
Cristiano Ronaldo's Third Leg Worth £1.2 Million, Says Real Madrid
SPAIN - Cristiano Ronaldo's penis has reportedly been insured for £1.2 million by Real Madrid.
Real paid a world record £2 million for the Portuguese wiener when they signed the fleet-footed footballer from Manchester United
Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Sluts Real
A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real.
The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the
Paris Hilton Sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy On The Internet!
Lady Gaga's furry pussy was sucked in a new bombshell, porno video, by Paris Hilton, as they rolled, purred and pussied on a white tiger skin rug.
Lady, opening her white stockinged thighs whilst rollicking
Famous Midget Missing During 'Woman With World's Largest Vagina' Awards
Police had to be called to the Guiness Book Hall of Fame show when a famous midget, PeeWee Flybottom, turned up 'missing.'
Flybottom, who was supposed to award the trophy to the 2010 winner of the
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