Stories Archive by Month - August
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Murder, My Tweet!
Thousands Feared Dead After Controversial Internet Cult Leader Orders Twitter Followers to Commit Suicide! Social Networking Service Under Fire Amid Claims it Encourages Serial Killers and Cultists!
Obama Regime Vows To Defend Socialism
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Washington is ready and willing to start a dialogue with Havana, American President Barack Obama said in a press conference Saturday, but warned that "political and regime change are not up for
Miley Cyrus Shaves Her Beaver Shocker
Teenage singing sensation Miley Cyrus has, it is alleged, shaved her beaver and husband Billy Ray is furious!
Gatsby, a three month old beaver pub is now completely bald after Miley decided to take matters into
Michael Jackson Was Pregnant Mohammed Al Fayed Tells Press
London - (Reuterus): Just hours before his death Michael Jackson phoned Mohammed Al Fayed to say he\'d missed a period and was pregnant with Dodi\'s baby.
The Harrabs boss\'s statement today confirmed what everyone had long
Constipated Pattaya Man Relieves Bowels
There was consternation in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya this morning, when a man who had suffered with constipation for more than six days, eventually managed to relieve his aching bowels, and had
Cnn Fires Lou Dobbs - Replaces Him With Ann Coulter
NEW YORK CITY - After being subjected to a tremendous amount of pressure and criticism from corporate sponsors CNN has decided to let veteran talk show host Lou Dobbs go.
The move really came as no
Hulk Hogan Has Fallen For Stacy Keibler
HOLLYWOOD - Now that his divorce is final, ex-wrestling sensation Hulk Hogan has admitted that he is dating ex-wrestling sensation Stacy Keibler.
The Hulkster said that the sexy and sultry Stacy was there for him in
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