Stories Archive by Month - August
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Hillary Clinton Arrested In Kenya After Obama Remark
Nairobi - Hillary Clinton was today arrested in Nairobi following Obama's comments about Kenya when he visited Ghana. Mr. Obama had referred to Kenya as a "hamburger," which according to Kenyan tradition is very embarrassing.
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Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World
Sure Tiger Woods won the Buick Open for the third time Sunday, but the big news Monday is about that Tiger Woods fart on live camera. I guess that's the Tiger roar for another victory
Lou Dobbs Calls Rachel Maddow "The Tea-bagging Queen"
NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Lou "Costello" Dobbs became so angry at political commentator Rachel Maddow for calling him a racist that he called her the reigning tea-bagging queen.
Dobbs referred to the openly gay Maddow
New Bar To Open On Coronation Street
It's just been revealed that recovering alcoholic Peter Barlow off Coronation Street is to open a posh wine bar on Coronation Street, Weatherfield, in direct competition with traditional northern boozer, The Rover's Return.
The new venture
Johnny Depp To Give Up Acting
Hollywood heartthrob and star of such movies as Pirates of The Caribbean, Edward Scissor Hands and Blow has announced he is going to give up acting in a shock announcement on his website.
The brief announcement
Martin O' Neill Wants Man City Job
Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill has insinuated he wants to become manager of Manchester City by insisting City should be considered among the favourites to win the Premier League this season, if he was manager.
Current
David Crosby Will Donate Sperm To Adam Lambert: "So Long As He Don't Spit!"
David Crosby is known for donating sperm to homosexuals who want to become pregnant. He donated sperm to "fellow" musician Melissa Etheridge so that she, and "fellow" lesbian partner, at the time, Julie Cypher could
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