Stories Archive by Month - August
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Congress Debates Moolah For Moochers Program
Washington, D. C. - Following on the success of the "Cash for Clunkers" program, the House of Representatives is currently debating the "Moolah for Moochers" program, which would set aside $2 billion for reducing the
South Carolina Man Caught Buggering Horse Says He Gets "Turned On By Animals"
COLUMBIA, S.C. A 50 year old man was caught aloft a pile of hay bales, pants down to his ankles pleasuring himself with a horse. This is the second time he has been "caught in
Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson To Star In Reality Tv Series
Sisters Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have signed to star together in a reality TV series that is going to be titled "The Other Simpsons" and that will be focusing on their personal lives:
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Coronation Street And Eastenders To Merge - Will Be Set On The Isle of Man
Popular UK Soap Operas Eastenders and Coronation Street are set to merge - making the new soap, entitled Coronation Enders, the largest Soap Opera in the world - it will be set on the Isle
If The Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie
Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing
Jon & Kate - Jordan & Peter In Wife Swap Sex Shock
Orgy on Wife Swap as new breakups Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Peter Andre and Katie Price play out 'real life' swinging sex scenes in the latest episode of the hit TV series.
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Dolly Parton To Give Two Pounds of Titty To Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll Never Miss 'Em!"
Dolly Parton, the woman who stuffs fifty pounds of titties into a twenty-five pound sack, has graciously decided to give one pound of breast tissue from each of her melons to country music sensation Taylor
Lou Dobbs Admits : Obama Birth Certificate Is Real But Questions Hawaii Statehood
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: Obama Birther conspiracy promoter Lou Dobbs has finally admitted the birth certificate of President Barack Obama is genuine. During his Friday Broadcast Dobbs Finally dispelled the birther
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