Stories Archive by Month - August
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Torquay Cat Gets Spectacles To Watch TV
Rumpole, a 12 year old Cat from Torquay, yesterday became the world's first feline to be fitted-out with a pair of spectacles.
"I thought cats were meant to have perfect vision", explained 81 year old Nellie
Kara Dioguardi Visits Casey James After Being Fired By Idol
Kara DioGuardi was praying for a reason to get back in touch with her favorite American Idol, Casey James, after he was booted from the show. Her prayers were answered. DioGuardi was recently told that
Russell Brand In Near Fatal Car Accident
World famous lothario Russell Brand was sensationally said to be shaken after being involved in a slow speed crash as he drove along a road in America.
The car, a high powered sports car called a
Rush Limbaugh Says That The Only Reason American Idol Did Not Fire Randy Jackson Is Because of The Fact That He's Black
NEW YORK CITY - Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh stated that he found it interesting that one of the highest rated and most successful reality shows American Idol fired two of its judges Ellen "The
Daily Links - 8/3/10
CPU Collection -
I've got a pretty good start on my unintentional CPU collection.
Starcraft II Kills -
A rash of video card deaths linked to Starcraft II.
Tax Credits A-go-go!
In yet another stunning Dickensian shake up from the rip-snorting, myopic sighted and thoroughly brain dead Coalition Government, Ian Clunkhead Smith has announced more welfare cuts!This time the boyo is getting stuck into Tax Credits
Ten Hottest Babes of Hair Metal
by Pete Puma
You dudes who've been readin' To The Chest for a while know that Butch and I are like fuckin' geniuses and shit. Cause one of the keys to
Crankin On The 2011 Hyundai Sonata, Or Captain Nemo, Your Ride Is Here
My wife has an uncanny knack of keeping things alive way beyond their allotted time on this planet. A past pet comes to mind, not to mention a certain Stephen King Novel. My son
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