Stories Archive by Month - August
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Vicar Advocates Swearing In Church!
A Vicar has urged the Church to get "stretwise"--by encouraging worshippers to SWEAR.
Rev Mick 'fuckin' watch it' Bland, 67 and ageing fast, risked controversy by claiming Jesus regularly swore like a f***ing trooper.
"Listen pal" said
The Attack of The Pitch Invader Like No Other
Some people begin their workday by well … doing real work: cleaning offices, painting houses, arranging important meetings. We begin ours by reporting on a Brazilian soccer match last weekend between Sao Paulo
My 7 Billion Pound Win
'I realise not everybody can win in the Lottery but you must admit I deserve my Seven Billion Pound win!' declared the Chief Executive of Bonus Bank Limited.
We sat over a glass of Champagne in
Fourteen New Michael Jackson Songs Discovered!
In news that shocked the recording industry today, a recording was discovered by someone cleaning out the estate of the late pop star. When it was played back, an amazed clean up crew heard Michael
Brits Shocked By Bill Clinton's Gaunt Appearance At Chelsea's Wedding
While the Chelsea Clinton wedding may have grabbed the headlines in the States, here in the UK the gossip columnists were far more interested in the appearance of the father of the bride.
"He doesn't look
Simon Cowell Changes Mind After J-lo Becomes Judge
It didn't take long to get a reaction from Simon Cowell after news broke that Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) is going to take Ellen Degeneres' and/or Kara DioGuardi's spot on American Idol next season. "I want
Lady Gaga And Susan Boyle To Tour
Lady Gaga has stunned her fans this morning with the news that she will tour later this year with Britain's Got Talent chump Susan Boyle on a Europe-wide schedule that will take in all of
Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third Week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious
As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some
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