Stories Archive by Month - August

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Nba Star Dennis Rodman Beats Range Rover To Death On Florida Highway

Nba Star Dennis Rodman Beats Range Rover To Death On Florida Highway

Hugely underrated NBA Dennis Rodman was involved in a physical altercation with a green Range Rover this weekend. Sources close to Dennis say the former NBA star was the passenger in a green Range Rover traveling

 The Spoof
Added: 02 August 2010
Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

For some unknown reason, no one has ever linked British actor Tom Sturridge with the Twilight people although Sturridge is not only Pattinson's friend but is a name outside the United States, when it comes

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara Dioguardi's Place

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara Dioguardi's Place

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest was sitting in his dressing room at the American Idol studios talking to his hairdresser FuFi Fondue about all of the changes taking place on this seasons American Idol. Fufi, who is

Study Suggests Facial Orifice Giantism (fog) Decreasing In Rock Stars

Study Suggests Facial Orifice Giantism (fog) Decreasing In Rock Stars

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 Daily Discord
Added: 02 August 2010
Isle of Wight Post Modern Triangulists Enjoy Fine Weather

Isle of Wight Post Modern Triangulists Enjoy Fine Weather

Innovators and followers of the thriving Shanklin Post-Modernist Art School gathered on the dunes at Filchers Bottom yesterday for their annual weekend Congress, writes JPR Laidlaw, Deputy Chief Rugby Football Correspondent. "Yes, we are still res...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 August 2010
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Going For Gold

Confusion as London Mayor Boris Johnson Suggests Buttock Skiing and Horse Pummelling as New Events for 2012 Olympics! International Olympic Committee Ignore Calls to Modernise Traditional Sports to Make Them More Relevant to Modern British

 The Sleaze
Added: 02 August 2010
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Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Denies She Caused Bristol Palin To Break Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Kathy Griffin, star of My Life On The D List, had just finished her stand up comedy routine at the Gorgonzola Cheese Balls Theater, when she was asked about the reports that

 The Spoof
Added: 02 August 2010
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Daily Links - 8/2/10

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