Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Lindsay Lohan Plans To Go To Winehouse After Serving Time
Lindsay Lohan told reporters this morning that, after 14 hours she was off her hunger strike.
She also mentioned that she had to go to rehab after her stay in jail and after that, she might
Ground Zero Mosque Given Go-ahead By Mayor Bloomberg
A giant Muslim mosque that is scheduled to be built at Ground Zero, that area of New York where the World Trade Center once stood, has been given the blessing of the city's mayor, Michael
Kings of The Underground: The Dramatic Journey of Ugk, Coming August 10
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Spinning California's Props (or When Smart People Do Stupid Things)
This is my last post before what I laughingly describe as my 'going on vacation'- I'm moving out of my three bedroom rental house and into a Winnebago RV
Jay Leno Denies That He Allowed Heidi Montag To Fondle His Humongous Chin For Ten Minutes
HOLLYWOOD - The host of The New, New Tonight Show, Jay Leno, is denying reports published in TV Guideline Magazine that he allowed guest Heidi Montag to fondle his gigantic chin in his dressing room
Senator John Mccain Blasts Tax Money Spent Giving Cocaine To Monkeys
(Washington, DC) Republican Senators John McCain and Tom Coburn Released a report today titled "Summertime Blues." The report lists 100 projects funded under the $862 billion stimulus bill.
Senator McCain (R-AZ), who lost the presidential
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable
Although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't even married, odds makers are placing bets that if they were married, they would already have been divorced by now.
Said one bookmaker in Las Vegas, "I know it's
Recession-proof Business: Starting A 24-hour Bud Spencer Channel In Europe
There are three things that I as a North American have failed to grow accustomed to in Europe: everything shutting down on Sundays, everything shutting down in August, and Bud Spencer.
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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