Stories Archive by Month - August
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Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine
ORLANDO - Heidi Montag's hair stylist FuFi Fondue, revealed to Larry King that the world's most famous Heidi, including Klum, Fleiss, and that little 12-year-old Swiss orphan who lived up in the Swiss Alps around
Ron And Rand Paul Demand Drag Queen Rupaul Change His Name
Ron Paul and Rand Paul, the father/son Libertarians who are doing everything they can to take this county in a totally different direction, are having a hard time convincing people of their sincerity with performers
Ground Zero Mosque Gets Approval
NEW YORK - A New York City commission is going to allow an Islamic community center and mosque to be build because they say that it's a violation of their first amendment rights, "respecting an
America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock And Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner And Mary Ellen Head On Back Home
HOLLYWOOD - The America's Got Talent Judges, Piers "The British Bloke" Morgan, Sharon "Sniffles" Osbourne, and Howie "The Germophobic" Mandel are getting better at picking the contestants who will be moving on in the AGT
White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper
This morning, Dr. Claude Pangloss, Senior White House Scientific Advisor, officially released two long awaited Whitepapers on the environment.
In the first report, titled "Where Did All The Oil Go;" a team of scientists, tenured bureaucrats,
Little Boy Buys Newsweak Magazine For $1.00
Philadelphia, PA-- A little South Philadelphia boy has bought NewsWeak Magazine for exactly one dollar. Eddie Spaghetti, aged 9, bought the magazine with the money who made on his paper route on Sunday.
Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.
After the furor over cloned meat entering the food chain in the United Kingdom, the Food Standards Agency has come under extra pressure with the revelation that cloned Tofu has also been found in supermarkets.
Tofu,
Local Exorcism Linked To Gastritis
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