Stories Archive by Month - August

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Wizards of The Coast Taps Stephenie Meyer To Write Monster Manual Iii

Wizards of The Coast Taps Stephenie Meyer To Write Monster Manual Iii

Renton, WA - Yesterday Loren Greenwood, President and CEO of Dungeons and Dragons maker Wizards of the Coast, announced that the company had agreed to a deal with Twilight author Stephenie Meyer to create Monster

 BBSpot
Added: 13 August 2009
Michael Jackson Is Alive And Well And Living As His Alter Ego, Pee Wee Herman

Michael Jackson Is Alive And Well And Living As His Alter Ego, Pee Wee Herman

Los Angeles, CA Sources close to God have informed us that Michael Jackson, A.K.A. \'The Gloved One\', is actually alive and well and living as his alter ego, Pee Wee Herman. After delving into the

Adam Lambert And Kevin Skinner To Record An Album

Adam Lambert And Kevin Skinner To Record An Album

LOS ANGELES - The managers of Adam Lambert and Kevin Skinner have sent out a press release that the two singers will be going into the recording studio and making an album. The producer of the

 The Spoof
Added: 13 August 2009
Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Doesn't Have Her Cherry But Still Has The Box It Came In!

Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Doesn't Have Her Cherry But Still Has The Box It Came In!

Brad Pitt made a startling announcement late today that consort, Angelina Jolie, has lost her cherry. Pitt further elaborated that Jolie was fine with the loss since she still has the box it came in. "My,

Trademark Terror

Trademark Terror

Revealed At Last - The Unsung Heroes of the 'War on Terror': Copyright Lawyers! Al Qaeida Forced to Abandon Attack After Legal Challenge by Top Author's Lawyers!

 The Sleaze
Added: 13 August 2009
Editorial: You Go, Protesters -- I Also Protest Health Care!

Editorial: You Go, Protesters -- I Also Protest Health Care!

It's not often that I get political, but this time, it's personal! And political! It's personally political (try getting your brains around that one)! The government wants to do something to us involving health care,

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 13 August 2009
Demi Moore Dumps Ashton Kutcher For A Younger Man

Demi Moore Dumps Ashton Kutcher For A Younger Man

HOLLYWOOD - Reports coming out of Tinseltown are stating that actress Demi Moore, 46, has dumped Ashton Kutcher, 31, for a younger man. It appears that the New Mexico native met her present love interest, Timmy

 The Spoof
Added: 12 August 2009
Why Is Jamie Lynn Spears Crying?

Why Is Jamie Lynn Spears Crying?

Jamie Lynn Spears, son of the original thinkers, Jamie and Lynn Spears and sister to famous or infamous, according to your point of view, Britney "No Panties" Spears, has recently disclosed how she has always



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