Stories Archive by Month - August
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Ronnie Biggs "Disappointed" By Margate
Notorious train robber and long time refugee from justice Ronnie Biggs, recently released from prison on compassionate grounds, has expressed his disappointment after visiting the Kent seaside town of Margate.
"I could have lived out my
The Search For Maddie Mccann: "We Want Victoria Beckham"
The search for Madeleine McCann has taken a shocking turn after it was announced they are looking for Victoria Beckham.
The McCann family spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: "We are looking for the woman Victoria Beckham."
Reporters were
Girls Aloud Found A Naked Lesbian Stalker In Their Dressing Room
Members of the all female "Girls Aloud" singing group went into shock when they entered their dressing room to find a naked lesbian stalker on the floor.
Kimberley from the singing group said there was a
Trash Talking Twit Causes Twitter Crash!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA, USA Nick Cannon, the man famous mainly for being Mariah Carey's husband, inadvertently caused both Twitter and Facebook to be disrupted Thursday after posting a demand on Twitter that Eminem be punished
Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!
After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal
Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter
Our Las Vegas correspondent Skoo-Booby-Doo called us live on a satellite link tonight to inform us that Hollywood babes Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted out on the razzle with English literary
Manson Family Member Squeaky Fromme To Replace American Idol's Paula Abdul.
Fresh out of prison after serving a 30 year sentence for an attempted assasination of a president, Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme has had some help from the Obama administration in landing a new and promising career.
As
Michael Jackson\'s Brain Back With Body, But Now His Mojo Is Gone
Apparently, according to the Drudge Report, Michael Jackson\'s brain has been reunited with the rest of his body. At least somebody\'s brain has.
So now Michael\'s body can be buried.
Sources say that Jackson may be interred
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