Stories Archive by Month - August
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Susan Boyle To Stand For Parliament In Totnes
Susan Boyle has announced she will be standing for parliament in the constituency of Totnes.
Her agent, Mr Simon Cowell, made the following statement:
"I was naturally drawn to Totnes following the Tories' shallow publicity stunt
Manson Follower Squeaky Fromme Released On Parole. Claims She Will Live With Conservative Ann Coulter.
Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme was released on parole after serving 30 years of a life sentence. Fromme spent the last 15 years at the maximum security prison in Waco Texas for the attempted murder of President
Man With World's Smallest Penis Updates His #1 Website
Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) has two things he's certainly proud of: 1. His new pygmy wife and 2. He still has the Number One Website.
"I was afraid that after I got married
Tottenham In For Bent!
Tottenham are all set to make a dramatic £15 Million bid for soon to be Sunderland forward Darren Bent.
Bent is expected to join Sunderland from the White Hart Lane club later on today for a
America's Got Talent's 75-year-old Grandma Lee Advances To The Semi-finals
HOLLYWOOD - One of Jacksonville, Florida's oldest residents comedian Grandma Lee has advanced to the semi-finals on America's Got Talent.
AGT host Nick Cannon, who happens to be married to the delicious and nutritiously long-legged Mariah
Let Tiger Woods Fart Says Arnold Palmer
"I was amazed that the PGA would consider changing it's rules after all these years just because a certain person has trouble with his stomach when the game gets close and cuts loose a fart
The Vigilantes
Calls for Vigilantes to be Licenced After Mob Burns Down Wrong House in Anti-Paedophile Frenzy! Police Urged to Share Local Intelligence to Minimise Risk of Similar Tragedies!
Queer In The Head?
Homosexuality - Mental Disorder or Demonic Possession? Doctor Claims Controversial Psychiatric 'Cure' Whilst Ecclesiastical Rival 'Saves' Homosexuals With Televised Exorcisms!
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