Stories Archive by Month - August

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!

Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!

(London-England) It happened this week, the unthinkable. Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site where users can post matters of interest in 140 characters or less, was shut down due to a denial

Sexual Politics

Sexual Politics

Britain's Tories 'Sex Up' Image with Daring New 'Party Pornographic Broadcasts'! Ballots and Bollocks as Naked Cameron Aims For 'General Erection' Victory!

 The Sleaze
Added: 08 August 2009
Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an

 The Spoof
Added: 08 August 2009
Big Brother Cream Pie Alice In Wonderland Porn Controversy Takes Youtube Number One Spot.

Big Brother "Cream Pie" Alice In Wonderland Porn Controversy Takes Youtube Number One Spot.

Big Brother chief's are celebrating behind battened hatches tonight after a video clip of one of the housemates eating a huge cream cake with her hands behind her back has become an internet hit amid

 The Spoof
Added: 08 August 2009
No Image

Hull City Sign Pattaya Striker

Hull City manager Phil Brown has moved to 'further' strengthen his squad for the upcoming Premier League campaign by signing a mystery striker from the Thai league team Pattaya City, it has been rumoured. Sources in

No Image

Darkest Devon

Is Rural Britain Rife With Racism? Sleepy Devon Village Branded as Bigoted, Insular and Inbred amid Shocking Claims of Slavery and Racial Violence!

 The Sleaze
Added: 08 August 2009
No Image

Trailer Review: G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

This week I review the trailer for G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. A title which suggests that more G. I. Joe movies will be made. After seeing this trailer, I think the creators

 BBSpot
Added: 08 August 2009
The War On Beards

The War On Beards

Britain's Beard Wearers in Grip of Terror as Gangs of Vigilante Barbers Roam the Streets Forcibly Shaving Off Huge Straggly Beards in Order to Expose the Extremists Allegedly Hiding Behind Them!

 The Sleaze
Added: 08 August 2009


Pisces horoscope

Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day. * This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed