Stories Archive by Month - August
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Employee Expects Co-workers Will Eventually Enjoy Free Jazz If Played Just Loud Enough To Reach Their Desks
Local architect and jazz aficionado Brad "Bud" Dolton expressed hope that playing caustic free-form jazz and hard-bop on his computer at top volume would ultimately encourage co-workers to appreciate the esoteric genres.
Goldman Sachs To Use Front Running Strategy To Reduce Health Reform Costs
New York (Ucs News Financial) Goldman Sachs Group Inc. has been contracted by the Obama Administration to help finance the national health care reform package. According to White house insiders The
Sex Slaves of Downing Street
Does Gordon Brown Stalk the Streets of Soho Procuring Young Women for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries? Downing Street Rocked by Amazing Claims That Government Spending Plans Financed by Prostitution!
Man With World's Largest Penis Asked To Leave San Francisco
San Francisco, CA - San Francisco police escorted a semi-nude onlooker from the spectator gallery during a town hall meeting last night.
The intruder was none other than Olympic pole vault gold medalist, Bargis Tryhol.
Sarah Palin And Her Kids Are Moving To Texas
WASILLA, Alaska - After weeks of speculation, innuendo, and denial, word has come out that ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has decided to leave Alaska and move down to Texas.
The former governor purchased former President
Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, And Selena Gomez
NASHVILLE - Kevin Skinner's manager, Sharon Osbourne, has just announced the upcoming Chicken Catcher Henhouse Tour.
Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne said that the 42-city tour is being put on by her husband's production company, The Bats Out
Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position
BUFFALO - In a surprise move wide receiver Terrell Owens has won the Buffalo Bills starting quarterback job from Trent Edwards.
Owens told Coach Dick Jauron that he wanted to have a shot at becoming the
Porn Aid
Bob Geldof Appeals For Mass Donation of Jazz Mags as Porn Famine Sweeps Africa! Continent on Brink of Disaster as Africans Face Dangerous Levels of Erotic Deprivation!
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