Stories Archive by Month - August
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Pleasuring The Pope
Self Abusers No Longer Risk Eternal Damnation as Vatican Endorses Masturbation! New Guidelines Emphasise Bishop Bashing Only to be Used For Emergency Sexual Relief, Not Gratification!
Adam Lambert & Kris Allen On Abc Friday Morning As Sawyer, Champion Lose Underwear
The crowds were wild on ABC's Good Morning America this morning as recent American Idol rivals Adam Lambert and Kris Allen were joined by Teen Choice Awards 2009 Nominee, David Cook for a great performance.
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Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii
Honolulu, HI - Hurricane Fellatio is bearing down on the Hawaiian islands and is expected to reach Honolulu by nightfall as a Category 4, according to members of the U.S. National Hurricane Center.
Said one
Gays Turning Straight Thanks To Therapy
The American Psychological Association (APA) proudly announced today that psychiatrists have succeeded in changing the sexual orientation of gays and lesbians to heterosexual.
Hollywood Vows To Honor John Hughes' Death With Shitty Remakes of His Movies
Plans are already being made to pay respect to the legendary director, including a solemn promise by many in Hollywood to produce terrible remakes of his movies.
Spammers Promising More To Boost Sales
The Internet - Spammers too are feeling the pinch in these tough economic times, and have had to resort to even more exaggerated claims to entice buyers.
Adam Lambert 'S Summer Tour Sex Toys
HOLLYWOOD - Well in the age old performing tradition of young female fans throwing their unmentionables (i.e. bras, panties, IUDs, etc.) on stage now comes a new type of complimentary stage act act.
It seems that
Kate of Jon And Kate Plus 8 Wants To Meet "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin confided to one of her best friends Jenna Lambrusco that she would love to meet Kevin Skinner.
Skinner who is a contestant on America's Got Talent is one of the favorites
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