Stories Archive by Month - August
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This Friday The 13th Predicted To Be Astronomical Doozy
Several astronomers are coming right out and telling people to be extra careful this Friday the 13th due to the fact that in addition to the 13th falling on a Friday this month, another more
Robert Pattinson Plans 'Wigwam Weekend' With Kristen Stewart
Romantic Vampire Robert Pattinson is planning a romantic weekend in the Canadian woods with his girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
Before flying off for an on-set conjugal visit, R-Pattz was spotted in an exclusive 'Camping' shop.
"He was asking
Kashmiri Youths Who Quit Jobs To Become Professional 'Stone-chuckers' Accuse Their Pak Army Handlers of "Not Paying Wages"
SRINAGAR, KASHMIR: There is something seriously wrong when educated Kashmiri youths - many with college degrees, successful academic careers and thriving businesses - give it all up to become professional stone-pelters. It beggars disbelief
Frustrated Lou Piniella Grabs Beer, Activates Emergency Slide In Dugout
SAN FRANCISCO, CA-Following an 8-7 loss to the San Francisco Giants, their 67th of the season, Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella "snapped" according to witnesses. Piniella cursed out the Cubs organization on the P.A. system
UK Gov Hires Mahatma Gandhi To Re-write Nutritional Guidelines For School Meals
DOWNING STREET: The Cam-Clegg coalition has proudly announced the appointment of Mahatma Gandhi as Head of the School Nutrition Council.
Speaking to reporters PM Dave-Cam said: "As you know I recently went to India
Baa Or Ba - The Same Story
Unite Union's vote for strike action against the British Airports Authority (BAA) has the sheep community in uproar. 'This is discrimination against animals' announced the RSPCA 'we strongly urge Unite to think again.'
BAA has yet
The Brazilian Airforce Have Been Ordered To Register Or Even Attack Alien Ufo's!
After the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa Brazil have been desperately searching for a way to grab the world's attention and now they've found it.
The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register,
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