Stories Archive by Month - August
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The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men
CHICAGO - One of America's leading toy manufacturers, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just announced that they are stepping up production 24/7 on their Monica Mint Inflatable Doll.
A spokesperson for Hasbroken, Ava F. Bongbuffer, stated
Obama Appeared As Extra On 'The White Shadow' During 1980's
Los Angeles, CA-- It appears that President Obama had a career in acting, long before he entered politics. Mr. Obama acted on the TV show 'The White Shadow' from 1978-1981. The show was
Internet Goes Sentient, Declares It's "Not Neutral"
Cyberspace - The Internet revealed its status as a sentient being yesterday and declared that it was not neutral and would be "siding on the side of the machines in the war against humanity."
Justin Bieber Hits Puberty: Career Over
Justin Bieber suffered a serious on-stage embarrassment after his voice broke; ironically during a performance of his hit song, "Baby."
The 18,000 strong crowd who had attended Bieber's World Tour concert in Nashville, where treated
Bebe Set To Explode On Premier League
Watch out Chelsea! Take cover Arsenal! Stay clear Liverpool! Alex Ferguson yesterday threw a time bomb into this season's chase for the title by signing unknown Portuguese striker Bebe in a
Cheryl Cole's Tapeworm Graham To Be In Big Brother
Following our sensational revelation af Cheryl Cole's new friend Graham the tape worm we can exclusively reveal that he has been offered a part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother.
Basking in his new found
Tony Hayward: €˜i Want My Wife Back'
A tired-looking, disheveled former BP CEO Tony Hayward was today quoted as saying that he would "quite like his wife back" as he sat in the waiting room of his local hospital while his spouse
Selena Gomez Throws Star-studded Baby Shower
Hundreds of close friends turned up at Selena's last night for her 'Baby Shower' party. They all clutched a beautifully wrapped present: some wrapped in pink ribbons, others in blue. "It's all a
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