Stories Archive by Month - August

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Bush Announces 'Noble Cause'

Bush Announces 'Noble Cause'

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 Brainsnap
Added: 20 August 2005
Ncaa Expands Post-season Ban To Animal Mascots

Ncaa Expands Post-season Ban To Animal Mascots

Los Angeles, CA—Encouraged by the success of Native American support groups in convincing the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) to require university sports teams with mascots named after tribes or with terms deemed offensive (breathe

 The Spoof
Added: 20 August 2005
Diddy Drops The 'P'

Diddy Drops The 'P'

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 The Chortler
Added: 20 August 2005
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How Dare You Cindy Sheehan: An American's View

As a well known Right Wing Conservative pundit, I have many times in the past several weeks criticized Cindy Sheehan, the mother of slain Army Specialist Casey Sheehan for her

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 20 August 2005
Shares Soar As Brewery Decides To Sell Beer

Shares Soar As Brewery Decides To Sell Beer

The Olde Brewery of Ewe Lane, Stepney, have decided to scrap its entire Fancy Drinks range in favour of selling beer.

 The Spoof
Added: 20 August 2005
Massive Stench Eminating From Unknown Source

Massive Stench Eminating From Unknown Source

Countries around the world have been reporting an eye-tearing, gut wrenching, vomitous Stench coming from somewhere; experts, however, so far, have been unable to identify the source. Reginald Hachenbauer of the University of California at

 The Spoof
Added: 20 August 2005
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Scientists Recommend Reintroducing Wild Species To North America

Matthew writes: Scientists have recommended reintroducing types of large vertebrates to North America that became largely extinct during the urban renewals of the 1990s. “Pimps, hoes, junkies, tweakers, and street punks have become extinct

 Slashnot
Added: 20 August 2005
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God Raises Temperature of Hell Fifty Degrees

PLEIADES STAR CLUSTER, Heaven - In anticipation of the arrival of serial killer Dennis Rader and former dictators such as Saddam Hussein and Slobodan Milosevic, the Almighty of the Universe has decided to increase

 The Bentinel
Added: 20 August 2005


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