Stories Archive by Month - August
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Terrell Owens Sent To Pop Warner League To Work On maturity
In a shocking move Wednesday, the Philadelphia Eagles
sent disgruntled wide receiver Terrell Owens to "the
nearest Pop Warner league so a bunch of seven-year
olds" can teach him how to "act more maturely."
Iraqi Court Frees Saddam Hussein And Indicts George Bush As War Criminal
BAGHDAD—In a surprising and unexpected turn of events, an Iraqi Court has freed Saddam Hussein and indicted United States President George W. Bush as an international war criminal.
Famous Phone Calls: Jude Law And Sienna Miller
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Britney Spears Autobiography Delayed
Publication of Britney Spears' autobiography, Talentless Slut, has been postponed indefinitely
Jean Issues Televised Statement of Loyalty: "i F*#@ing Hate Quebec."
Earlier this week, Governor-General designate Michaëlle Jean issued a terse press release proclaiming her loyalty to Queen and country. Although it was seen as an effort to appease the talk radio intelligentsia who've been calling
Donde Esta El Peniso De Senor Jude Law?
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