Stories Archive by Month - August
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Life Getting Exponentially Worse, Say Nation's Elderly
This story is an EV Classic: an old story pulled at random from our massive vault of over 1,000...
Letters: August 13, 2006
Mostly nonsensical thoughts from our readers about various matters of the universe...
FDA Certifies Aspartame As Ant Poison
WASHINGTON (AP)—The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has certified the popular sweetener aspartame, also known as NutraSweet, as an ant poison...
Ratzinger's UK Bagman Does A Runner
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Papal Pro-Nuncio in London Joaquin Navarro-Valls has fled his Vatican-appointed Dead Sea Scrolls office following UK press reports that linked his offshore bank accounts held at the Riggs Bank, Pyongyang...
Dear Buckley...
Dear Buckley, I seem to remember President Bush saying something to the effect of you are either with us or you are with the terrorists shortly after September 11th when he issued the Bush Doctrine...
Yahoo Movie User Reviews: World Trade Center
Don't see the movie -- let some of the enlightened minds at Yahoo! Movies tell you what you think...
Joe Lieberman's Ego Breaks It's Moorings And Destroys Rural Connecticut
Unconfirmed sources report that Joe Lieberman's ego has finally been secured after breakings it's moorings yesterday and causing sever damage as it careened over the Connecticut countryside. Governor Jodi Rell has...
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