Stories Archive by Month - August

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MacGyver Implicated In Airline Terror Plot

MacGyver Implicated In Airline Terror Plot

Scotland Yard announced yesterday that they were seeking former TV star and famously resourceful mercenary MacGyver in connection with the foiled...

 Brainsnap
Added: 15 August 2006
News In Sexy Brief: August 14, 2006

News In Sexy Brief: August 14, 2006

Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.

Bill Gates Fights Aids

Bill Gates Fights Aids

The battle against AIDS and two other deadly diseases ravaging the developing world got a $500 million USD booster shot yesterday...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 August 2006
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What Part of "Never Forget" Don't You Understand?

Think about it: if everyone in this nation was truly NEVER FORGETTING like we're all supposed to, the movie "World Trade Center" would seem redundant...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 14 August 2006
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Terrorists Spare Virgin Air

Due to religious principles, (yes, those criminal thugs have a self-serving one) and not wishing to get into a negative relationship with the seventy-two virgins waiting for each in heaven, terrorist have decided not to...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 August 2006
Does Reuters Photo Solve Refrigerator Light Mystery?

Does Reuters Photo Solve Refrigerator Light Mystery?

Reuters news agency is attempting to rebuild its tarnished image following their publication of doctored news photos. A spokesperson for Reuters said the news agency was moving forward from the regrettable faux paux their photographer...

 Broken Newz
Added: 14 August 2006
News In Sexy Brief: August 13, 2006

News In Sexy Brief: August 13, 2006

Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...

Internet Bank To Let Remote Customers Print Cash

Internet Bank To Let Remote Customers Print Cash

The Yukon-based internet-only bank YuBiKon had a problem - how to get cash to its customers, who live in areas that are inaccessible by road for several months at a time. Some were able to reach ATMs, but were annoyed at having to pay extra fees just to withdraw cash...

 BBSpot
Added: 14 August 2006


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