Stories Archive by Month - August
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Top 11 Yo' Momma Insults For Gamers
11. Yo' momma's so stupid, she's barely discovering The Wheel when all other civilizations are on Advanced Techonology 23...
UK Security Level Downgraded From Really-quite-scary To Mildly Frightening
The Rozzers and other anonymous security agents who don't really exist have decided to tone down the perceived level of possibly expected terror, perhaps in a bid...
More Total Bollocks
Mel Gibson's drunken outburst against shoes, rival Doctor Who regenerations in public brawl and much more top showbiz gossip from the girl with her posterior on the pulse!...
Chisox Spank Detroit
The Chicago White Sox climbed back into the American League Central race with a three-game sweep of the division-leading Detroit Tigers, spanking them the way this woman would if you paid her enough...
George Bush Speaks On Albert Camus' "The Stranger"
President Bush, just finishing up a small vacation in Crawford Texas, did what many Americans do on vacation, he took the time to read a book. He dedicated a brief portion of his vacation...
Landis Accuses Leno of Steroid Abuse!
“Look at Jay’s chin and tell me he’s not juicin’!” So began the “Tonight Show” appearance of beleaguered Tour de France...
Report Finds Some Chili Would Be Fucking Awesome Right Now
The test is qualified by a variance for vegetarians, those who just ate, and the occasional rare case of the subject not being "in the mood", but research has proven that chili would hit the...
Sagittarius horoscope
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