Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Annika Breaks Centuries of Stoicism, Leaps In Lake
Annika Sorenstam shot a record-tying 65 on her home course in Stockholm to win the Scandinavian TPC...
Junior Says Byebye
NFL linebacking great Junior Seau retired after 16 seasons, most of them as a standout for the San Diego Chargers...
Hamsters Banned From Commercial Flights
The Transportation Security Administration today announced new airline security restrictions in the wake of the British...
Iran Cracks Down On Iranian President's Blog
As part of its ongoing crackdown on internal dissent, the Islamic Republic of Iran today briefly shut down a weblog recently launched by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...
New “Pon-Fob” Solves Travel Dilemma
(Los Angeles, CA -) Some people flee crisis and beg for governments to take even more control over their daily lives. Others think crisis means opportunity...
Hangover of The Week: Clarett Forgot He Bought Car With "Multiple Gun" Option!
Former Ohio State University running back Maurice Clarett was charged with possession of firearms after he led police on a high-speed chase last week...
Iraq War Suffers Summer Slump As Ratings 'Bomb'
Lower than usual mindless violence has contributed to the Iraq war's lowest monthly viewing figures in nearly three years. The war's share of the TV audience in July stood at 16.7%...
Vikes Add A Dash of White To The Uni
The Minnesota Vikings have altered their classic uniform with just a splash of white on the shoulders and sides...
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