Stories Archive by Month - August
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Bush Administration Foreign And Domestic Policy : An Illustrated Primer
Step One: Dig deeply. Use all available resources to root out everything that you deem counterproductive and offensive...
Alderaan Survivors Are Enjoying Homeworld's Death, Says Author
"I've never seen people enjoying their homeworld's death so much," wrote S. Ann Coulter, referring to survivors of the former planet Alderaan, in her just-published book "Godless: The Church of the..."
G.O.P. Eager To Investigate Leak About CIA Puppy Grinding Factories
"I'm very concerned about the leak," Frist said. "The puppy-grinding factories themselves ... not so much..."
Nosferatu Promises To Keep An Open Mind
"No vun is above the law," sidestepped Nosferatu. "Unless, of course, they have turned into a bat!.."
Obesity Break-through
Scientists today announced a significant break-through in their hunt for the cause of obesity.
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Teacher Gives F- For Iraq Plan Handed In Three Years Late
"Ordinarily, we don't give F-'s," said teacher Minny McGonagall. "But I had to take something off for being so very late..."
Microsoft Releases Os Developer Tycoon
Following Microsoft's successful line of gaming simulators, including Flight Simulator, Train Simulator and the Zoo Tycoon series, the software giant announces the latest in high-intensity simulation action: OS Developer Tycoon...
Gemini horoscope
Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......
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