Stories Archive by Month - August

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Bush Administration Foreign And Domestic Policy : An Illustrated Primer

Bush Administration Foreign And Domestic Policy : An Illustrated Primer

Step One: Dig deeply. Use all available resources to root out everything that you deem counterproductive and offensive...

Alderaan Survivors Are Enjoying Homeworld's Death, Says Author

Alderaan Survivors Are Enjoying Homeworld's Death, Says Author

"I've never seen people enjoying their homeworld's death so much," wrote S. Ann Coulter, referring to survivors of the former planet Alderaan, in her just-published book "Godless: The Church of the..."

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006
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G.O.P. Eager To Investigate Leak About CIA Puppy Grinding Factories

"I'm very concerned about the leak," Frist said. "The puppy-grinding factories themselves ... not so much..."

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006
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Nosferatu Promises To Keep An Open Mind

"No vun is above the law," sidestepped Nosferatu. "Unless, of course, they have turned into a bat!.."

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006
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Obesity Break-through

Scientists today announced a significant break-through in their hunt for the cause of obesity. read more...

 Brainsnap
Added: 16 August 2006
Teacher Gives F- For Iraq Plan Handed In Three Years Late

Teacher Gives F- For Iraq Plan Handed In Three Years Late

"Ordinarily, we don't give F-'s," said teacher Minny McGonagall. "But I had to take something off for being so very late..."

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006
Microsoft Releases Os Developer Tycoon

Microsoft Releases Os Developer Tycoon

Following Microsoft's successful line of gaming simulators, including Flight Simulator, Train Simulator and the Zoo Tycoon series, the software giant announces the latest in high-intensity simulation action: OS Developer Tycoon...

 BBSpot
Added: 16 August 2006
Fur Pie!

Fur Pie!

This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.

 Sportalicious!
Added: 15 August 2006


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