Stories Archive by Month - August
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God Sues Pat Robertson For Slander
"This charlatan points at me every time something goes wrong," God complained to reporters. "Whether it's a natural disaster or somebody's got a hangnail..."
U.N. Mulls Cease Fire In War On Terror Too
Now that President George Bush has declared Hezbollah defeated by its acceptance of the terms of a U.N. cease fire in Lebanon, the United States today will press the Security Council to grant..
Media Unfair To Darth Vader
"The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett...
Renegade Vets Assist Escape of Rep. John "Hannibal" Murtha
One was overheard to say "I pity the foo' who messes with Jack Murtha..."
Bill O'Reilly Interviews Bill O'Reilly
"We are proud," O'Reilly told viewers, "To bring you tonight's monologue ... in stereo!.."
Solzhenitsyn Enjoying "Hotel," Says CIA
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is enjoying a stay at an posh Agency resort in eastern Europe, say sources at the CIA...
S***house Rats Sue Over McKinney Slur
Sick and tired of their names being dragged through the mud yet again during the recent Georgia elections, one group of s***house rats has banded together to do something about it. The organization, known as...
Bush Expresses, Hires Lowered Expectations
"If you follow me on our 'date with destiny,'" Bush said, "I'll take you to some of America's remaining major cities..."
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