Stories Archive by Month - August

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Christ Wants Birthday Used As Advertising Gimmick

Christ Wants Birthday Used As Advertising Gimmick

For two millenia, Christ's name has been restricted to the worlds of the sacred and the shocked. His latest move into the world of the profane comes as a surprise to...

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006
Bush Orders Surveillance of Black Funerals

Bush Orders Surveillance of Black Funerals

Many white wingers have offered helpful criticisms of Coretta Scott King's funeral to her family...

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'Inbreeding' Is Behind Rise In Cases of Diabetes, Claims MP

AN MP has caused outrage by suggesting that high rates of diabetes in his Norfolk constituency, which has seen a growing number of cases among children, could be the result of residents inbreeding...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2006
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This Morning At Area_51_public_tdm

You were HARBINGER{u_suck} and I was DEVOLUTION. I loved the way it seemed like we were the only two on the field, even on a crowded server of 36. You preferred the Gehwer 43 submachine...

 Slashnot
Added: 16 August 2006
Paris Hilton Missing After Cruise Ship Wedding To Scott Peterson

Paris Hilton Missing After Cruise Ship Wedding To Scott Peterson

It's a yellow journalist's wet dream come true...

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006
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Embryos Evacuated Safely From Lebanon

Thousands of embryos were enjoying the beaches of southern Cyprus today after being safely evacuated from Lebanon at the direction of U.S. President George Bush...

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Psychiatrist Ousted For Curing Patients

Birmingham Psychiatrist Dr. Hiebold Moranis was recently stripped of his credentials and permanently banned from Psychiatric practice because of his record of curing patients rather than “treating” their symptoms. His actions were deemed contrary to...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2006
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White House Defends Spying On Frankenfurter Mansion

"Who knows what diabolical plan may have seized the occupants' crazed imaginations?" said the criminologist. "We know Dr. Frankenfurter is researching android soldiers, sonic-transduction weaponry, and - worse yet -...

 Faux News
Added: 16 August 2006


Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......

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