Stories Archive by Month - August

YOKOTA AIR BASE, Japan -- Soldiers taking the Patriot Express and other military hops face more restrictions than those applied to commercial flights in the United States and other countries following the terrorist threat in...

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The National Weather Service has rated Oprah as a Category 5, with an 89 percent chance of striking Washington, D.C in two days...

"We will continue pouring money down that toilet until it clears," promised Haliburton C.E.O. Richard Wahd...

WASHINGTON, DC -- The U.S. Transportation Security Agency announced it will impose more airline restrictions following the terrorist threat in the United Kingdom. Beginning immediately, all passengers will be required to wait five days before...

"I have a soft spot in my, uh, heart for crippled children," Cheney said. "They're easier to catch..."