Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Mexican Banditos May Get Amnesty For Service In NSA
"America owes a debt to these brave villains," said an anonymous source shortly before disappearing...
Popularity of Nega-Bush Rises To 62 Percent
"I like him better with the beard," said new Bush supporter Noam Chomsky. "Of course, almost any change would have been a distinct improvement..."
Mysterious Bearded Man Blamed For December Coal Shortages
"He's bought coal from us in previous years," Bezos said, "But never this much. The order was large enough to qualify for free shipping..."
38 Percent Still Believe In Bush, Easter Bunny
"I believe the president is competent, responsible and honest," said Alvin Samples, 57, of Cumming, Ga. "I also believe the Easter Bunny hides brightly colored eggs every Easter for good kids to find..."
Microsoft To Counter Growing Robot Threat
"We can all breathe a little easier," said Dr. Susan Calvin of rival U.S. Robots, Inc., "Knowing that any robots trying to take over the world will be driven by Microsoft...
Liquids Banned; Snakes Welcomed
In the past week, airlines have banned liquids, chapstick, deoderant, clothing, and external genitalia. But snakes aren't on the list...
Please Go Back On Vacation Mr. Bush
United States President George W. Bush returned to Washington after the briefest vacation in his history in the Oval Office…a mere ten days. While explaining the reason for his...
Virgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.