Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Disillusioned Patients Turn To Indie Surgeon Scene
"For one thing, they're a lot cheaper, since they never had to spend a lot of money on a bunch of bullshit 'schooling' that's pretty much just a piece of paper anyway," said Farthing...
Aquaman Elected Mayor of New Orleans
Curry received 53 percent of the vote, with the bulk of the rest going to his cousin Tim...
Laura Bush Refuses To Rehearse Any More Family Conversations
"If he tells me to follow the script one more time, I'll belt him," said the first lady...
News In Sexy Brief: August 15, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
With The Help of Former Pals, Prosecutors May Finally Nail Jacko On Kiddie Porn Charges
Michael Jackson's most recent pedophilia trial took a turn for the worse when a group of his former Neverland Ranch friends (pictured here on day three of the trial) decided to turn states evidence and.
Scientists: U.S. Faces Threat of Disco Fever
"FEMA is not ready," said Dr. Hubert Dulmur, "For the awesome devastation caused by disco fever..."
Plantation Owners Offended By Clinton's "Plantation" Remark
"On be-haf of all the poor colored folk," said plantation owner Col. Beauregard T. White, "Ah de-maaand satisfaction..."
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